Abusive Weatherman

We’ve all seen those programmes that are on late at night haven’t we, where the weather girl slowly takes her clothes off as she is reading the weather forecast.  Well, I think Tomasz Schafermaker should have his own night-time slot as he was caught giving the ‘middle finger salute’ live on air.  He was making the gesture to his fellow presenters who were sat off camera on the couch – It makes you wonder what they were doing.  Tomasz realised he had been caught on camera doing the salute, so he embarrassingly pretended to start scratching his chin!

Oh dear, oh dear…

Source: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/BBC-Weatherman-Tomasz-Schafermaker-Caught-Live-Giving-Presenters-The-Finger/Article/201008315693944?lpos=UK_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region__2&lid=ARTICLE_15693944_BBC%3A_Weatherman_Tomasz_Schafermaker_Caught_Live_Giving_Presenters_The_Finger

Have You Seen This Man?

This E-Fit sketch of a man thought to have killed a taxi driver has been making headlines all over the Internet.

It is thought to be the worst E-Fit sketch ever, with it being compared to the likes of the scarecrow out of the Wizard of Oz. It was apparently drawn by a female witness. Despite the picture being that of a bit of a laughing-stock and highly criticised, the police have surprisingly arrested a man in connection with the murder. However, laws in the country of Bolivia where the crime took place state that they are not allowed to reveal the identity of the man they have arrested.

I take it he has no ears then?

I think that the sketch is quite funny, but you have to feel sorry for the witness who apparently drew it. She must have been through enough trauma without having to listen to people making a mockery out of her sketch too. At the end of the day, the police have arrested someone, which makes the witness a bit of a hero in my book.

Source: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Bolivia-Worst-E-Fit-Sketch-Helps-Police-Arrest-Suspect-In-Taxi-Driver-Rafael-Vargas-Murder/Article/200911415465584?lpos=World_News_News_Your_Way_Region_6&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15465584_Bolivia%3A_Worst_E-Fit_Sketch_Helps_Police_Arrest_Suspect_In_Taxi_Driver_Rafael_Vargas_Murder

Football Player Breaks Wind In Ref’s Face

It’s only a short story, but this made me chuckle. 

Footballer Levi Foster was going to get sent off before the football match had even started, as he ’farted’  in the ref’s face whilst having his boots checked before kick off! He managed to beg the ref into changing it into just a caution, however both sides were in hysterics. I bet the ref didn’t see the funny side of it though, Levi claims he had eaten a curry the night before! 

Funnily enough, he went on to get the man of the match award after the game. 

must have been the curry...

 

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/19/football-player-gets-booked-for-farting-in-the-ref-s-face-115875-21832846/